[-ControlStructures::ProhibitUnlessBlocks]
# oh. c'mon. just a little bit

[-ValuesAndExpressions::ProhibitNoisyQuotes]
# that is not constructive constraint at all

[-Variables::ProhibitPackageVars]
# sad, but true - this is how real world actually works

[-NamingConventions::Capitalization]
# eh?

[-ControlStructures::ProhibitPostfixControls]
# just a tiny bit?

[-Miscellanea::ProhibitTies]
# seriously?

[-RegularExpressions::RequireExtendedFormatting]
# good to be, but i don't like to write a long book near each regexp desribing what it does

[-InputOutput::RequireBriefOpen]
# I'm closing that fucking FH as soon as fucking possible, is that clear, you, little shit?

[-ValuesAndExpressions::ProhibitEmptyQuotes]
# totally garbage rule

[-CodeLayout::RequireTidyCode]
# just fuck off

[-CodeLayout::ProhibitParensWithBuiltins]
# nope

[-InputOutput::RequireCheckedClose]
# let's imagine situation that close() returns an error - what i'm supposed to do?

[-RegularExpressions::RequireLineBoundaryMatching]
# i don't give a shit to folks that think in sed|awk way - it's fucking perl, man, it uses perl regexes, not those
# pricky posix ones!

[-ValuesAndExpressions::ProhibitMagicNumbers]
# in this program it is easy to guess what "magick" numbers means, just rtfm, don't be lazy asshole.

[-Modules::ProhibitExcessMainComplexity]
# okay. next time I promise I'll do that.

[-RegularExpressions::ProhibitEscapedMetacharacters]
# no, i have to allow this, so go play in your sandbox in your kindergarden

[-ControlStructures::ProhibitCascadingIfElse]
# just shut the fuck up

[-Subroutines::ProhibitSubroutinePrototypes]
# i like it!