Perlcritic overhaul, update cpanfile

.perlcriticrc

@@ -94,4 +94,20 @@ lib_sections    = NAME | VERSION | DESCRIPTION | AUTHOR | LICENSE AND COPYRIGHT
 # Have to use it, so fuckoff
 
 [-Variables::ProhibitPackageVars]
-# fuck off
+# fuck off
+
+[-Editor::RequireEmacsFileVariables]
+
+[-TooMuchCode::ProhibitUnnecessaryUTF8Pragma]
+
+[-CodeLayout::RequireASCII]
+
+[-TooMuchCode::ProhibitDuplicateLiteral]
+
+[-ErrorHandling::RequireUseOfExceptions]
+
+[-ValuesAndExpressions::RequireConstantOnLeftSideOfEquality]
+
+[-Lax::RequireConstantOnLeftSideOfEquality::ExceptEq]
+
+[-Miscellanea::ProhibitUnrestrictedNoCritic]